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B​-​Side Yourself

by Fuck You and Your A-Sides

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1.
Macramé Me 04:08
Macramé me and tie me in knots These were the days that the future forgot Taking a breath and holding it in Trying to find where the edge lies within The bobbin’s not winding, though I keep trying This whole thing is shit It makes no difference if I pull, pull, pull I’m at the end of it Macramé me and tie me in knots The culture of now is haught and distraught Breathing it in and follow it out Never to know what the hell it's about You hold the knife, you hold the needle Build your support, then cut it down Mistakes, thumbs, over and under Macrame me and tye me in knots These are the days that the future regrets Macrame me its all come undone Tying it up thread bare and dumb
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Pelvic Floor 04:36
Pelvic floor Imagine you’re in a lift going up a floor Another one, going down a floor I couldn’t give a fuck Everyday, everyday, starts and ends in the same way, You’ve gotta think about there And I’m not talking about the hair Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Does anybody do them anymore Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor... Oh, ok madame, I’ll try the smaller one There’s a fucking smaller one When you go to buy your bagel Don’t forget to do your kagels I know I should strneghten my bladder But everyone just makes me feel sadder Oh my god makes me feel old I don’t wanna do what I’m told No way Don’t hold your breath of tighten you’re tummy Don’t worry honey it’s mean to feel funny Haha Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Does anybody do them anymore Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor... But I don’t want to be incontinent I already feel incompetent I couldn’t give a rats ass Now I just pee in the bath 10 Sets of 10, 5 Sets of 20 After every cigarette that should be plenty My vagina’s a different shape now Geeze Louise, holy cow x2 Nobody knows you’re doing it but you, Noby knows , noody has to x2 It’’ll improve your sex life Sexy time Keep your pussy nice and tight My poor man is so frustrated Longer than 2 minutes and we’re both elated Miaow Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Does anybody do them anymore Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor, Pelvic floor... oops
3.
Decaffeinate that cat/ Decaffeinate that cat/ Decaffeinate that cat She's a danger, she's all that Smells like coffee, gets her hungry I can't mess with that level of furry Cappuccino she's no fool oh Feed her until she forgets Americano feline bravado That nose is twitching too quick I'd like to say, I put the coffee away But it seems she's been at the latte Such huge claws on those tiny hands It's a ratio hard to comprehend Self-defence is a natural demand Wild to calm Black chocolate and green tea Things are getting messy Insomnia will ruin her And she will ruin you and me She’s so skitty but so pretty Got the jitters coming off her furs Paws are sweaty feeling empty Time to cut it back x 2 Kettle’s boiling she is smiling Purring as the steam is rising She is wired she’s on fire She climbs the curtains higher and higher X2 The cat has had to much She’s over filled her mug Coffee’s coming our her ears And spilling on the rug Recaffeinate that cat/ Recaffeinate that cat/ Recaffeinate that cat She’s stranger on decaff Now so still and so sleepy She’s so quiet it’s quite creepy Wish I’d let her be More fool me She’s still all night, still all day No urge to fight no urge to play Having second thoughts I’m filling up the coffee pot
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Woodstain 04:01
Woodstain I don’t want to be thinking about when the cat litter will run out I wanna be considering the qualities of wood stain and how that communicates the class values We can't find the words What's normal seems so absurd We’re feeling shit how did it get like this? We're tired of doing work work work There no space for higher level thinking cause you're stealing it with your day drinking Logistics of a to b Leave no room for me We can't find the words What's normal seems so absurd We’re feeling shit how did it get like this? We're tired of doing work work work I have a space, this is the case for the first time in a long time But when I have the time I can’t unwind I’m just recovering We can't find the words What's normal seems so absurd We’re feeling shit how did it get like this? We're tired of doing the work work work

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released October 19, 2019

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Fuck You and Your A-Sides Brighton, UK

Unauthorised feminist lo-fi indie pop - surreal, forceful and at times deeply upsetting. Feat. members of aquatic pop sensation Ottermatic.

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